johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(via yelled)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

(via spoof)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(Source: acebethchilds, via gnarly)

*wiping tears* SURFBOART

(Source: lordbape, via queenbeyaustralia)