Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.
(Source: illkim, via crappybird)
jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64
*flicks holy water on you* leave
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i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
(Source: neptunain, via spoof)
im just a human bean
(Source: jaatri, via intensional)
"I’ve heard so much about you!"
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