illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

(Source: illkim, via crappybird)

avatarskorra:

jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

(via crappybird)

mikkelseen:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes, via gnarly)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via spoof)

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: jaatri, via intensional)

souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

(Source: pemsylvania, via gnarly)